Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I can't turn off my feet"
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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