That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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