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So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
