omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Randomize
