69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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