he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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