Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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