So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
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