love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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