if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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