I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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