She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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