i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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