Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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