You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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