just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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