You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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