is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
