Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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