I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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