you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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