Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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