Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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