You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
