if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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