It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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