so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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