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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.

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(727): View more from Florida

would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?

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(810): View more from Michigan

There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.

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(813): View more from Florida

The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.

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(801): View more from Utah

Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.

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(512): View more from Texas

Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.

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(607): View more from New York

And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)

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