How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Small penises have feelings too.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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