I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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