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Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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