He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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