So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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