Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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