I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
She announced her abortion via fbk
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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