well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I could fuck to npr.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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