all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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