took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
