Do vagina's smell?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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