Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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