eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
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