I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Two words: blizzard sex
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
