There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
