The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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