Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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