I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
