It's like God shit irony all over that family
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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