I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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