It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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