He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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