Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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