she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
So much Jack, so little girl.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
