So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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