Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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