if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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