when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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